Artist: Eminem
Album: The Eminem Show
Song: The Kiss (skit)


[Eminem] I'm gonna kill this bitch
Im'a kill him
I'm going to fucking jail
Cuz im gonna kill this bitch

[Dave] Yo man

[Eminem] Wha ?

[Dave] I dont know
I gotta realy really bad feelin about this

[Eminem] Man would u shut the fuck up dave you always gotta bad feelin man
Thats her car right there

[Dave] Aight let me park

[Eminem] Just park

[Dave] Im parkin!

[Eminem] Turn the car off dogg

[Dave] Aight

[Eminem] Aight we wait

[Dave] We wait for what

[Eminem] We wait till she comes out and then im gonna fuckin kill her

[Dave] Man you aint gonna kill no one
What the fuck did you bring that for

[Eminem] Man shut the fuck up dog
Just shutup, the fuckin clip is empty

[Dave] Man dont point that shit at me

[Eminem] Its not even loaded bitch, look

[Dave] Dude, god i fuckin hate it when you do that shit

[Eminem] Yea but its funny as fuck

[Dave] Muthafucka im gonna kill you one of these days i swear

[Eminem] Gets you everytime
Is that her?

[Dave] where?

[Eminem] Right there mothafucka

[Dave] Oohh yeah

[Eminem]
Aight get down get down

[Dave] Fuck, what u doing to her?

[Eminem] Get Down!

[Dave] What the fuck you want me to get under the car?

[Eminem] Yo, who she walkin with

[Dave] How the fuck am i suppose to know, you told me to duck down

[Eminem] Its the fuckin bouncer
Did she just kiss him

[Dave] I dont think so

[Eminem] Dogg she just fucken kissed him

[Dave] No she didnt

[Eminem] Shes kissin him

[Dave] No shes not

[Eminem] Gets out car

[Dave] Ohh shit

[Eminem] Come on